Tuesday, November 25, 2008

It most definitely is NOT!

While dropping Quinn off at school one day after a doctor’s appointment:

Me: “Quinn, what would you do if some guy came up to you in the playground and said ‘Hey Quinn, your Mom told me to come and pick you up. C’mon.’?”

Quinn: “I’d kick him in the stomach.”

Me: “There’s a better place to kick him than in the stomach!” (thinking the balls/pills/gonads/boys/crotch)

Quinn: “Ooooh! I know! I’d kick him in the ass!”

Me: “The ass? Why the ass? Wouldn’t you kick him in the balls?”

Quinn: “The ass IS the balls!”

As much as I tried to convince him otherwise, Quinn decided he had better to talk to Dad about it later.

4 comments:

  1. That is one of the funniest things I've read in a very long time!! Thanks for the chuckle!

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  2. LOL. Well, eventually he'll get his head and hands (sorry) wrapped around his anatomy.

    (He's actually better off just kicking where he can. Men, as one of my self-defense teachers points out, are notoriously good and protection the jewels.)

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  3. Cute! Those boys say the funniest things...

    Nice to see you back in blogland. I've been buried myself.

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  4. Ahhhh priceless!! That's one for the journal for sure!

    Ar*e

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